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UNFORTUNATELY, MY LOVE IS CONDITIONAL: AN OPEN LETTER TO SONS OF ADAM.


If you want to love me, you are very welcome. If you want to fall head over heels for me, kindly subscribe to my moody daily bullshit. The bar was already set higher, I know how I want to be loved, and I can't tolerate anything below the minimum. Let me introduce myself. I am a big big baby girl in a big big world. Just be ready for my tantrums and self-contradiction because I am a big baby girl and a work in progress.


Sweetie, I sleep on lullabies, so if your voice won't be soothing enough to replace lullabies, goodbye in advance.

I cry over silly matters, and I want to be consoled whenever I cry. I know a dead ant is nothing big, but how about its family? How will its children survive now that it is dead? If you plan about telling me that it's silly, goodbye in advance. You know, I pretend to be strong, but I am a softie by nature!

I like constant reassurance that I still matter and that you love me every five minutes! If you feel like that is exaggerating, goodbye in advance.


I will find as many reasons to love you until they all won't matter. That time, I'll only love you just because you are you.

If you want to love me, just remember that I am a woman, and women are always right. I expect you to never tell me everything but also to never hide anything from me. How will you do that? I don't know.




I can go on and tell you things, but I expect you to be a mind reader and to learn my soul language. If you are so convincing, I'll make it easy for you. Trust me, I'm a whole package when I am in love, but when I am done, I'm definitely done. I expect you to now find a way to my heart, now that I gave you hints.

Good luck, sweetheart.

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